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Literature
short story
A large black man walks into a bathroom to pee. A small white man walks in and stands in the stall beside him. The white man looks up at the black man and the black man says, "Turner Brown, I'm 6 foot 7, I weigh 380 pounds and I have a 12 inch penis."
In shock, the white man passes out and falls to the floor. When he regains consciousness, he looks up and sees the black man kneeling by his side making sure he's ok. He asks the black man, "What did you just say to me?"
He replied, "You looked curious, so I just told you all the things that people usually ask about. My name is Turner Brown, I'm 6 foot 7, I weigh 380 pounds and I have a 12 inch penis..."
In a gasp of relief, the white man says, "Oh, thank God! I thought you said 'turn around'!"
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Literature
Pretty little. Pretty, little.
In between the pretty, little houses,
On the pretty, little streets,
Sits a pretty ugly, little man,
Playing the most melodic beats,
People admire him from a far,
Not daring to let their children near,
But when all he wants is love,
They seem to disappear,
So he plays his pretty, little music,
In this pretty, little town,
Awaking pretty, little smiles,
While nobody notices his pretty little frown.
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wot
Confident Girls: Everyone is beautiful.
Society: OMG WE LOVE YOU CONFIDENT GIRLS. ♥
Pretty Girls: I'm hideous.
Society: OMG NO YOUR NOT YOUR THE PRETTIEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE
Average Girls: Hey, I feel super sexy today!
Society: OMG SHUTUP YOU FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Can i just become a bird and fly the fuck away?
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pugfarts
i am pablo
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hey im pablo
i dont know what to put here so if theres anything you want to know just ask me
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:iconhappyjoy:
Happyjoy Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
a year went by in silence. u_u
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:iconhamburgerhelperplz:
HamburgerHelperPlz Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2016
:iconlazycryplz: pugfarts pls come back to me
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:iconhappyjoy:
Happyjoy Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
she's in a better place now.
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deviantbuu427 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2016
happy birthday
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:iconwhoatemyeggo:
WhoAteMyEggo Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2015
:iconpugfarts: is still relevant to this day
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:icontalltoonist:
TallToonist Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015   Traditional Artist
~Hey, just wanted to wish you an AWESOME BIRTHDAY :D :D :D ~Hope you have a GOOOD one...  :)
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:iconthe0rigin:
The0rigin Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
still alive? :dummy:
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OfficialRMSOlympic Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014
the icon
the name
instant watcher
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:iconpugfarts:
pugfarts Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks bro
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OfficialRMSOlympic Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014
just so you know
im a girl
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xArtl3ssx Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Happy B-day, man! :D
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xArtl3ssx Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
*sorry meant "girl"
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Mihaihen Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
Happy b-day :dummy: I will draw a pic for you if you want, just tell me what you want if you would like one :meow:
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ProjectStarconia Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
happy birthday
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:iconpugfarts:
pugfarts Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
but its not my birthday yet
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:iconprojectstarconia:
ProjectStarconia Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
>_> it says so,
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Nero--Neko Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the watch!
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PoetryOD Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
Thanks for the watch!
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SROnivera Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Pugfarts, You need a hug made out of liquid anal shreading. 
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pugfarts Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Why not?
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:iconhamburgerhelperplz:
HamburgerHelperPlz Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
...emo-tastic-bathtub? Is that you?
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pugfarts Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course.
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HamburgerHelperPlz Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
Man, I haven't seen you in over a year. How was your sex change?
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