short storyA large black man walks into a bathroom to pee. A small white man walks in and stands in the stall beside him. The white man looks up at the black man and the black man says, "Turner Brown, I'm 6 foot 7, I weigh 380 pounds and I have a 12 inch penis."short story by pugfarts
In shock, the white man passes out and falls to the floor. When he regains consciousness, he looks up and sees the black man kneeling by his side making sure he's ok. He asks the black man, "What did you just say to me?"
He replied, "You looked curious, so I just told you all the things that people usually ask about. My name is Turner Brown, I'm 6 foot 7, I weigh 380 pounds and I have a 12 inch penis..."
In a gasp of relief, the white man says, "Oh, thank God! I thought you said 'turn around'!"
Pretty little. Pretty, little.In between the pretty, little houses,Pretty little. Pretty, little. by pugfarts
On the pretty, little streets,
Sits a pretty ugly, little man,
Playing the most melodic beats,
People admire him from a far,
Not daring to let their children near,
But when all he wants is love,
They seem to disappear,
So he plays his pretty, little music,
In this pretty, little town,
Awaking pretty, little smiles,
While nobody notices his pretty little frown.